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Monday, September 1, 2014

{Spotlight} The Sacred Wind Trilogy by Andy Coffey


{Cover Reveal} DEAD NEW WORLD by Ryan Hill

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Hooray! I'm excited to be part of this cover reveal via CBB Promotions and Curiosity Quills Press!
Check out the description of Ryan Hill's newest book DEAD NEW WORLD and be sure to click the link for the Goodreads giveaway! 

Description:

Zombies aren’t mindless anymore.

Before the world fell into chaos, the undead existed only in the imagination. Now, more of them walk the earth than living. Zombies move about freely, while humans entomb themselves inside concrete barricades to stay alive.

All that, while the leader of a powerful cult - known only as Reverend - becomes the next threat to the rebuilding United States. Believing zombies to be God’s latest creation, making humanity obsolete, he wants to give every man, woman, and child the chance to become one. With his combined army of humans and zombies, he may well get his wish.

Best friends Holt and Ambrose went up against the Reverend once. Holt lost a foot and a zombie bit Ambrose…though he survived the virus, only to become a human-zombie hybrid, reviled by the living and unwelcome among the dead. When the Reverend kidnaps the woman Holt loves, the race is on to save her from a fate worse than death.
Dead New World
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Excerpt:

I tried to get a good look at him, but the lack of light made it impossible. “They said most people don’t last a day after being bitten. You’ve made it four. I guess I should congratulate you.” Surviving this awful disease longer than most. What a terrible silver lining. I bet he wished the virus would get it over with and turn him.

“Yeah, lucky me.” Ambrose coughed into his bed sheets. “Maybe they’ll give me a prize, like some bacon or something.”

“What… what does it feel like?”

Ambrose shrugged. “Kind of like being sick. Had a fever at first, then some numbness over part of my body.”

“Is it getting any worse?”

“No.” Ambrose sniffed. “Some parts still feel like me, others… like these gray parts, nothing.” He pointed at his arm where the skin had turned a sickly gray. “They’re dead, I guess.”

Nancy loudly cleared her throat. “We need to get you back to your room. They patrol this place pretty regularly, especially when we have… guests.”

I nodded to her, then turned my attention back to Ambrose. “I have to go. I’m sorry. I wish it was me in there, instead of you.”

Ambrose stepped up to the window. The light from the hallway revealed his face. For the first time, I got a glimpse of what his loyalty to me cost him. I froze, unable to take a breath for a long beat. One of his eyes remained normal, but the other took on that awful redness. Patches of dead skin were all over his face. The guilt rising up seemed almost too much to bear. What kind of hell had I sent my friend to?

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About the Author:

Growing up, Ryan Hill used to spend his time reading and writing instead of doing homework. This resulted in an obsession with becoming a writer, but also a gross incompetence in the fields of science and mathematics. A graduate of North Carolina State University, Ryan has been a film critic for over five years. He lives in Raleigh, NC, with his dog/shadow Maggie. Ryan also feels strange about referring to himself in the third person.
Find him at: www.ryanhillwrites.com | Facebook | Twitter @J_Ryan



Sunday, August 31, 2014

{ARC Review} THE MUTTS DIARIES by Patrick McDonnell

Book Title: The Mutts Diaries
Author: Patrick McDonnell
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publishing Date: October 7, 2014
Length: 226 pages
Source: Publisher via Netgalley

The first Mutts collection in the AMP! Comics for Kids series!

The beloved characters in Mutts have a special appeal to kids. The warm humor and friendship between unlikely characters create a special blend. Earl is a small mutt with a big heart who cheerfully tugs at the leash on the walk of life. Earl is Mooch the cat's innocent friend, as well as a witness to Mooch's antics, and is sometimes a reluctant participant. Mooch has a fuzzy way of thinking and exclaiming "Yesh!" when really excited. Lively, animated, confident, and silly, Mooch is a smorgasbord of emotions who dances with enthusiasm and sings a lot. Mooch is the curious instigator of action, while the ever-loyal Earl often gets pulled into the fray.

Created in 1994, Mutts appears in more than 700 newspapers and in 20 countries. McDonnell has received numerous awards for this strip, including the National Cartoonists Society's highest honor, The Reuben, for Cartoonist of the Year, six Harvey Awards for Best Comic Strip, Germany's Max and Moritz Award for Best International Comic Strip, and the Swedish Academy of Comic Art's Adamson Statuette. Mutts has also won awards for its environmental and animal advocacy, including two Genesis Awards from The Ark Trust, The HSUS Hollywood Genesis Award for Ongoing Commitment, the PETA Humanitarian Award, and a Sierra Club award.

Goodreads | Amazon (preorder)

Mutts has long been one of my favorite comics for half of my life. I first discovered it in high school and then made a point to get a newspaper so I could read it. I was excited to find this book on Netgalley available for request so I could dive in and enjoy some Earl, Mooch, & Gang.

I think that Patrick McDonnell is extremely talented. In just a few panels, he manages to capture the epitome of our pets and the range of emotions associated with them. This is THE MUTTS DIARIES and inside you will find Earl's, Mooch's, Guard Dog's, Chickpea's, Bip & Bop's, Sourpuss', Crabby's, and Shtinky's diaries. Each diary is filled with snippets of their days and interactions.
images purposefully small. Sorry! 
I thought it was adorable that the prints are on a looseleaf background and think that any person, child or adult, would love this collection. It comes out October 7, 2014 and I know I'll be snapping it up for my mom, whose birthday is roughly a week later, and for myself! 

Saturday, August 30, 2014

{Blitz} FOLLOW (Social Media #1) by JA HUSS with giveaway and review


FOLLOW (Social Media #1)
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: August 27. 2014
Novella (150 pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance

#Women.

I fuck them. I use them. I pay them off. I find another. My demands are never denied. My contracts are always signed. They submit to me. Willingly. Completely. Temporarily. This is how it’s always been.

Until I saw that filthy tweet.

@VaughnAsher My bare pussy. Your tongue. #ThingsIThinkAboutToGetOff

“FilthyBlueBird” thinks she can tease me with hashtags and then hide behind a Twitter handle? She thinks I wouldn’t be more than happy to #RockHerFilthyWorld? She’s wrong.

Her online fantasy is about to collide with her public reality, and it’s about to happen… now.

THIS IS A SERIAL NOVELLA
THAT MEANS ALL ENDINGS ARE CLIFFHANGERS
THIS NOVELLA IS ABOUT 150 PAGES LONG
THIS IS PART ONE OF SIX
BOOKS ARE RELEASED EVERY TWO WEEKS

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/22928394-follow?ac=1
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/FOLLOW-Social-Media-JA-Huss-ebook/dp/B00MSBAHES

As I post this, you have 24 hours roughly to get it for only 99cents!!! Price goes up on Monday 9/1!


Early copy received courtesy of the author in exchange for my honest review, which is:

I've been struggling with writing this review because every time I tried, I was basically telling you every thing that happened in the book. Which is dumb. And spoiler-y.

There are a handful of authors out there who write 'erotica' and give you a story along with the sex. A story you WANT to read, you want to follow, and the sex is just like a spicy little bonus, a bonus that allows you to free your inner filthy, kinky self you never knew was lurking there.

JA Huss is one of those few. Erotica? Yes. Sinfully delicious and blush-worthy, yes. A story that isn't just filler fluff to get from one sex scene to another? Yes. Grace leaps off the page and has more than meets the eye. Vaughn is the same and I love how Grace calls him on his pomposity. Is that a word? If not, it is now.

Sex scenes? Hot. Risqué. Secret fantasy you never knew you had? Could be. From the small sample of early reviewers, we all agree on one thing: your panties might just melt and you may need a little date with B.O.B. Just sayin'.

Story? Delicious. Grace Kinsella is a filthy tweeter. She has a crush on @vaughnasher, a hollywood heartthrob and heir to Asher Productions. It's safe to tweet dirty things to him; it's not like he'll ever read them, know who @filthybluebird is, ever meet her face to face, etc.

Vaughn & Grace's interactions are fun. They're not only loaded with sexual innuendos and suggestive remarks, but there's also this feisty attitude Grace has as she laughs at Vaughn's desire to command her. She realizes she leans towards being a submissive, but she's also a thoroughly modern girl who isn't just gonna fall at the snap of his fingers. But she does a little, doesn't she?

There is more to Grace than we know. Vaughn notices it, too. She's hiding something and it seems like it might be something traumatic. Super hot weekend cut short by Grace as she rushes home, with a little bit of being Vaughn-like, a #thanksforthef**k, as she returns home, prepared to forget him.

As usual, JA Huss brings her characters to life. Can't you totally see this happening? The internet anonymity brings out the brash and brave within us, but what would you do when you're suddenly confronted with the object of your tweets?

I have a hard time with serials because I am SO impatient. But JA Huss's newest serial is like...tailor-made for impatient Huss-ies like me. Every 2 weeks, we get a new book. This series, Social Media, will have 6 books total, wrapping up in November. FOLLOW releases on Wednesday, August 27th, with the next book out on September 10. Both are up for preorder already, so SNAP THEM UP before the prices rise! <3 p="">

AUTHOR BIO
J. A. Huss likes to write new adult books that make you think and keep you guessing. Her favorite genre to read is space opera, but since practically no one reads those books, she writes new adult science fiction, paranormal romance, contemporary romance, urban fantasy, and books about Junco (who refuses to be saddled with a label).

She has an undergraduate degree in horses, (yes, really–Thank you, Colorado State University) and a master’s degree in forensic toxicology from the University of Florida. She used to have a job driving around Colorado doing pretty much nothing but shooting the breeze with farmers, but now she just writes, runs the New Adult Addiction and Clean Teen Reads Book Blogs, and runs an online science classroom for homeschoolers.

Author Links:
Website / Goodreads / Facebook / Twitter

My name is Grace Kinsella and I’m a filthy tweeter.

I can turn a hundred and forty characters into living sex. I can string words together in a way that will make you wet your panties with lust. I can make a man blush before he even gets to the hashtag. I am famous for pithy filth.

In fact, my girlfriends and I have an online Facebook group called the Filthy Blue Birds. And we’re not the only ones. The world of pithy filth is booming, friends. There are endless groups like ours. There are legions of shy girls who come alive when faced with the hundred-and-forty-character challenge. And there is a very special place online where we meet, challenging each other to achieve a new level of smexy typing.

I call that Twitter list Dirty Heaven. I made it up, like literally I’m the freaking founder. So Dirty Heaven is my kingdom and I’m the queen.

I’ll stop here to take a bow.

Besides being a list, Dirty Heaven is an online competition that happens on Twitter every Saturday night across the world—yes, we have filthy tweeters from all walks of life. At 8 PM Eastern the FT’s come alive and each league puts up their best and brightest. You get one tweet, one hashtag, and one chance to shine.

I don’t win anymore, it’s simply not fair. I’m now the judge. But back when we were first putting this together my tweets took me to Dirty Heaven time after time after time. That’s back when we used to have the competitions nightly and the group was small. Just fifteen or twenty of my closest online stranger friends. Each competition we had an online muse and we took turns choosing who would benefit from our blush-inducing prose. Sometimes the girls picked models or rock stars.

I only ever had one muse and his name is Vaughn Asher.

Yes, the Vaughn Asher. A Hollywood legend. He started out in the boy band 2 Far Out, then when his angelic voice changed as he hit puberty he graduated into Disney sitcoms. Most child actors would fade after that, never able to make the transition. But Vaughn Asher doubled down on the workouts—gaining the title of Most Envied Body in Hollywood six years in a row from Buzz Hollywood Magazine—and the preteen wannabe turned into an action-hero heartthrob overnight.

Just thinking his name makes me sigh. He’s so freaking gorgeous. That messy dark hair that makes him look like he just rolled out of bed. Those tight abs that just make you want to drag your tongue all over them to see if they taste as good as they look. And that package, boy. He’s never done any nudes so I have to use my imagination, but my imagination is vivid. I have a very clear picture.

Besides, you know what they say about a man’s thumbs, right? Well, Vaughn Asher has incredible thumbs. And large feet. They say that too.

Yes, doing filthy things to his six-foot-two frame has been my idea of Dirty Heaven for almost three years now. I’d like to say I’ve said everything imaginable about him, but that’s not true. I never run out of ideas. It’s like my brain only exists to compose a one-hundred-and-forty-character sentence that will turn him red.

That’s my fantasy. That’s my fairy tale. Vaughn Asher doing things to me that can only be said in a hashtag.

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And introducing the cover reveal for PART TWO - LIKE


LIKE (Social Media #2)
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: September 10, 2014
Novella (120-ish pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance

Description:

#WhatADick

Vaughn Asher. I’ve stalked him relentlessly. I shaped and formed my lust into the perfect dirty hashtag…day after day… weekend after weekend. He was my prince. My fairy tale. My fantasy.

I gave him the best years of my online life and what did he do for me?

Ruined my social media experience one tweet at a time. That’s what.

#Fantastic #BackToNatureFucking
#MissingSomething #You

And now #TheDickWhoIsVaughnAsher thinks he can weasel his way back into this filthy blue bird’s Twitter account? He’s wrong.

His public fantasy is about to collide… ah, fuck it. He’s hot as hell, bitches. I need more than a free sample. This time I want it all and I’ll do whatever it takes to get it.

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Friday, August 29, 2014

{Spotlight} JESSICA KIRKPATRICK



Today I'm shining the spotlight on JESSICA KIRKPATRICK. By the way, I supersuck. I had planned on having this up last freaking month, but blew it! Many apologies, Jessica!



Jessica is the author of Duskhouse Player and Doll Maker, and also has a story in DISMEMBERED, an anthology of murder stories!

Jessica Kirkpatrick (blackwinterrose) has completed three years of college towards a degree in Creative Writing with a minor in Sociology. She has led a January term class called "A Novel Idea" and has completed two novels, and published a short story entitled "Four Ghosts (After One Girl)" in Blood Moon Rising Magazine, Issue #52. Her books of poetry "Doll Maker" and "Duskhouse Player" are on Amazon as ebooks and paperbacks. Mrs. Kirkpatrick is an article writer for the website How to Witchcraft.

Duskhouse Player


Life is a series of random events laid out by Fate. Poetry is the paintings of her face. Duskhouse Player takes the random parts of life and pulls them out of a hat to give you a different experience in poetry. Its joyful and sorrowful.
http://www.amazon.com/Duskhouse-Player-Jessica-M-Kirkpatrick/dp/1500311472/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1406218037&sr=1-1&keywords=jessica+m+Kirkpatrick

http://www.amazon.com/Duskhouse-Player-Jessica-M-Kirkpatrick-ebook/dp/B00LACOV8E/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=1-1&qid=1406218037

https://www.createspace.com/4873106

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/duskhouse-player-jessica-m-kirkpatrick/1119976204?ean=9781500311476


Doll Maker

The Doll Maker is taking women off the street and turning them into dolls before killing them. Will he be caught?

http://www.amazon.com/Doll-Maker-Jessica-M-Kirkpatrick/dp/1495935787/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1406218037&sr=1-4&keywords=jessica+m+kirkpatrick&dpPl=1

http://www.amazon.com/Doll-Maker-Jessica-Kirkpatrick-ebook/dp/B00IESNQV0/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=1-4&qid=1406218037

https://www.createspace.com/4668701

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/458187

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/doll-maker-jessica-m-kirkpatrick/1118720099?ean=9781495935787


DISMEMBERED

When an online writing group full of sick and twisted people decide to take on the subject of murder ... this is what happens.

'The Unblocked Writers Group' was started on facebook in 2010. On most days, they are content with sharing writing tips, posting excerpts of their current projects, hi-jacking posts with what they believe to be witty commentary and generally finding newer and more creative ways to drive each other nuts.

However, once they were challenged to create their best fictional murder story in flash-fiction format, all hell broke loose.

'Dismembered' is a collection of short narratives from 12 writers with one mission: crafting the untimely and gruesome demise of whoever they felt had it coming. With tactics ranging from subtle acts of deceit and trickery, to raw and savage depravity, they combined to leave a trail of bodies on the page. In the end, no one was safe from their wrath—not even their fellow group members.
http://www.amazon.com/Dismembered-They-Coming-Wayne-DePriest-ebook/dp/B00IVELTNY/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1406218037&sr=1-3&keywords=jessica+m+Kirkpatrick

http://www.amazon.com/Dis-Membered-The-Unblocked-Writers-Group/dp/1496177134/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1406218037&sr=1-3